DrillBuddy™ is your AI Drill Sergeant, turning your lazy lifestyle into a mission-driven campaign of accountability and results. This is productivity, but HOSTILE. This is self-help, but with YELLING and ELECTRICITY.
Millions set ambitious goals, then let them die. Standard apps coddle you, relying on "self-discipline"—a myth for most. Are you a procrastinating civilian tired of soft apps? Do you need a firm hand because positive reinforcement failed?
The market lacks AGGRESSIVE MOTIVATION. You need more than gentle nudges; you need a kick in the pants. You need DrillBuddy™.
The General breaks down goals into actionable objectives. Clear targets, no excuses.
Integrates with your arsenal (Fitness, LinkedIn, etc.). The General sees all. No hiding failures.
Expect commands, taunts, and insults during "Work Sorties" to keep you ruthlessly on mission.
Drift off-task? The General unleashes disruptions – alerts, voice messages. Discipline will be learned.
For peak performance. Enable Pavlok integration and feel the sting of failure. Literally.
Crawl from "Boot" to "COMMANDER." Unlock voice packs, missions, & creative insults. Glory awaits.
You're scrolling peacefully... SUDDENLY:
Standard productivity tools are fine... if you enjoy mediocrity. DrillBuddy™ operates on a different level. See the difference:
| Feature | Todoist / Asana | Habitica | DrillBuddy™ |
|---|---|---|---|
| Task Management | ✅ | ✅ | ✅ |
| Motivational Screaming | ❌ | ❌ | ✅ |
| Chaos Mode Disruptions | ❌ | ❌ | ✅ |
| Pavlok Shock Integration | ❌ | ❌ | ✅ |
| Gamified Rank System | ⚠️ Light | ✅ | ✅++ |
| Military-Grade Insults | ❌ | ❌ | 🪖 FULL AUTO |
This isn't just an app; it's a philosophy backed by relentless execution. Understand the code, then prepare for your deployment phases.
I.
Discipline is forged in FIRE, not whispered suggestions.
II.
Comfort is the ENEMY. Embrace the uncomfortable.
III.
Accountability is REALITY. Expect it.
IV.
Results are MANDATORY. Excuses are for civilians.
BOOT CAMP
OPERATOR
COMMANDER
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Beta User #006
Therapy Quitter
"I quit therapy and just downloaded this. The yelling is cheaper and surprisingly effective. Results may vary. Mostly crying."
Taylor R.
Full-Time Screamee
"My Peloton rides now have consequences. Also, I lost 10 lbs and all my self-esteem. 10/10 would get yelled at again."
Stop dreaming, start DOING. Basic Training is coming, but the Elite Beta Unit gets first deployment and shapes the future of hostile productivity!
FREE
Enough discipline for the average civilian.
$9.99/mo
Unlock The General's full arsenal of motivational terror.